Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Year-end whopper roundup

... from FactCheck.org.

  • Unionized auto workers at Detroit's Big Three make more than $70 an hour.
  • 3 million workers will be tossed out of work if aid is not forthcoming.
  • President-elect Obama wants to take away your guns.
  • Obama proposed a Gestapo-like civilian security force.
  • Congressional Democrats are planning to confiscate your 401(k).
  • House Speaker Nancy Pelosi demanded a 200-seat private jet to commute three times a week from her California district.
  • And Pelosi's husband owns a $17 million stake in a food company that she tried to help with an exemption from a new minimum wage law.

All untrue, nonetheless still reverberating in the right-wing echo chamber.

Sigh. Happy New Year, all.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

CastleCops shuts down

The non-profit anti-malware website CastleCops.com has gone off the air.

According to one Slashdot commenter, "Castlecops were volunteers. Spammers do what they do for a living. Eventually, the volunteers have to get back to the real world, while the spammers keep going and going because you're hitting them in the pocketbook."

Sad.

"Karl Rove Destroyed My Life"

Making it in prison depends on one's level of tolerance. I'm used to mopping in my wife's kitchen. It was just a bigger floor.

-- Former Alabama Governor Don Siegelman talks to the Daily Beast's Paul Alexander.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

The woes and joys of not buying retail

A great Christmas Eve at the Village Inn in Cornucopia, WI. Instead of hiring wait staff, serving a meal, and charging for it, they put on a pot luck where the restaurant provided the meat gratis and the customers brought side dishes. Like the typical church supper, there was more than enough food to go around. The restaurant made their profit from selling drinks, the customers sat together at long tables schmoozing with neighbors and strangers, and Jeannie and I left happy and well-fed.

Her new $10 thrift store microwave stayed outside in my car overnight in zero degree weather, and I forgot all about condensation when I brought it into the house Christmas morning and plugged it in too soon. Zap! Smoke!

So we are having Christmas dinner prepared without benefit of microwave, and searching Craigslist for a replacement for the replacement.

Happy Holidays all.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Real ID gets a second look

... and it's a mess.

December 22, 2008 (Computerworld) As President-elect Barack Obama prepares to take office, it's unclear how his administration will proceed on the technology-heavy Real ID program. But what is all too clear is that the three-year-old effort to impose identification-card standards on state governments remains mired in controversy.
Obama has made virtually no public comments about the initiative, which calls for driver's licenses and other state-issued IDs to include digital photos and be readable by scanning devices. In addition, the one time that the Senate considered a Real ID funding issue during Obama's tenure there, he didn't cast a vote.
Meanwhile, Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano, Obama's choice to be secretary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, signed a bill in June barring her state from participating in the program. And during a Senate committee hearing last year, she said that complying with the rules would cost state governments a total of $11 billion. The DHS is responsible for implementing the Real ID rules.

Full story here.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Air America exec: We don't need a Fairness Doctrine

As the founding president of Air America Radio, I believe that for the last eight years Rush Limbaugh and his ilk have been cheerleaders for everything wrong with our economic, foreign and domestic policies. But when it comes to the Fairness Doctrine, I couldn't agree with them more. The Fairness Doctrine is an anachronistic policy that, with the abundance of choices on radio today, is entirely unnecessary.

-- Jon Sinton in today's Wall Street Journal.

I would hate to see a reimposition of the Fairness Doctrine for another reason: it would put the government back into the business of regulating broadcast content. Last thing we need.

Did you know the Fairness Doctrine (b. 1949, d. 1987) applied only to the holders of broadcast licenses, and never to cable TV?

And what's an ilk -- and do I have one?

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Say again?

So they do not aim to limit free speech, they merely aim to limit free speech.

ButterfliesandWheels.com on the recent General Assembly resolution condemning defamation of religion.

Some good TV

A Grit TV panel with Lizz Winstead, Baratunde Thurston of The Onion, and the Rude Pundit. I enjoyed this. Part warm-fuzzy,feel-good, part wake-up-America.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

The pointy-haired boss reappears

From Computerworld's Shark Bait column:

I got the following scary question from the big cheese that was just LOADED with scary implications given the questioner...

Cheez: Does our software use XML?
Meez: Not really.
Cheez: Maybe we should put some in.

Meanderings

Friday I played a short gig at a workshop for developmentally disabled adults in the west metro. We passed around a wireless microphone, which turned the hour into a group event. More fun than I expected.

Back in March after I had rented curtains for a play I was helping out on, I realized I hadn't returned one of the set. It has ridden around in the car with me ever since. On Friday's excursion I realized I wasn't far from the rental place, so I sheepishly brought the curtain back. They were understanding, and somewhat amused.

Honest, I have reasons to visit New York more often than I get to the west metro.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

How convenient ...

From Grace Kelly's blog ...

Prosecutor Gaertner is saying that she cannot answer RNC questions because of a "gag" order issued by a judge in an off the record meeting in judge's chambers, which means that I cannot get a written record of such an order. Hmmm, the convenience of such an order is amazing. Especially since the most basic complaint is a political complaint that the law is here is being applied in a totally unfair and inconsistent way. It is like enforcing a jaywalking law on the pedestrians in the middle of University of Minnesota.

I recommend the full post here.

Ich bin durch Seine nudeligen Anhängsel berührt gewesen

Ich glaube an DEM. ES hat uns erschaffen!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Do we really want our government listening into our phone calls?

The Fourth Amendment has encountered some rough patches in the past eight years. Thomas Tamm, the whistleblower who tipped off the world to warrantless surveillance by the National Security Agency, took a few hits himself. The remarkable Rachel Maddow interviewed him on her MSNBC show:

Keith Olbermann and a bunch of loafers

My Word!

Guest blogged by Peter A. Miller

Cavorting in English

The English language has by no means a monopoly on wordplay -- and it certainly didn't even start the phenomenon, but since this is an English language publication, and it's fun to frolic, I thought I'd take a stroll down part of Wordplay Avenue and bring you along.

I'm guessing that almost all of us are familiar with puns. Puns very often make use of the confusion between similar-sounding words or words with multiple-meanings, in order to effect humor. Examples would be: "A gossip is someone with a sense of rumor." ... or " A boiled egg at breakfast is hard to beat". Puns are often met with groans, as many people consider this to be very far down on the humor scale. It might be in its place though, to report to you that it has been said that "Puns are the lowest form of humor, unless you made them up yourself."

Oxymorons are descriptive figures of speech which use contradictory words to make their point. Such phrases can be: "plastic silverware", "tough love", "controlled chaos", and "deafening silence".

Ever hear of a Tom Swifty? They originated in the US in the 1920's from a comic strip character of the same name. They are a kind of play on words where, for example, a final adverb lends an amusing double meaning. Examples: "Fire!" yelled Tom alarmingly" ... and how about ... "I want this statue to look like the Venus de Milo," said Tom disarmingly.

In 1775 Richard Brinsley Sheridan wrote a play, The Rivals, which had a character named Mrs. Malaprop who frequently mixed up similarly sounding words, to the amusement the audience. These malapropisms are still alive and well in the 21st century. Samples include: "It's not the heat, it's the humility" (i.e., "humidity"). ... and "Let's talk about a very tattoo subject..." (i.e., "taboo").

Consider the palindrome, which is a word, phrase, or sentence that reads the same both backwards and forwards. So, the word "level" is a one-word palindrome. Other multiword specimens: "Step on no pets." "No, it is opposition". "Never odd or even." ... and a classic ... "A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama".

When we rearrange the letters in a word or phrase to produce a new word or phrase using all the original letters, and only once, we've create an anagram. These can be based on single words: namelesssalesmen ... consideratecare is noted ...

Based on phrases: police protection let cop cope in riot ….. the Mona Lisa not hat, a smile . old England golden landsilver and goldgrand old evils.

There is even a variety of anagrams dealing with personal names: Madam Curieradium came …. Clint EastwoodOld West action …and of course let's not forget, William Shakespearewe all make his praise.

This wordplay sampler I've just served up is only a microscopic speck of all the "recreational English" that's in existence -- not to mention what you can create and develop yourself. So if this mini-survey has inspired you to further explore the realms of "English at play", then by all means let your creativity flow, and hopefully you'll share your linguistic adventures with us in an ESCC Newsletter comment or article of your own.

Happy Holidays!

Pete is president of the English Speaking Community Club of Stockholm, Sweden.

Monday, December 15, 2008

À propos de rien

A little humo(u)r to brighten your -1°F day in sunny Saint Paul.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Terrorizing Dissent: A Film about RNC 2008

A worthwhile 35 minute video. I found it on the Defend the RNC 8 website.

We are NOT going away.

Portrait of America emerges from Obama transition website

December 12, 2008 (Computerworld) WASHINGTON -- More than 3,500 comments posted at President-elect Barack Obama's Change.gov Web site have been merged into a single document, creating a downloadable portrait of a nation in crisis that runs for more than 700 pages and nearly 500,000 words.

Full story at Computerworld.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

FactCheck wraps weekly videos

With election season nearly over (except for Minnesota), the Annenberg Center's FactCheck.org is replacing its weekly information video with an "occasional" offering.

This has always been worth watching. I am sorry to see the series go.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Hotel TV

Yesterday, I checked into a motel room and said to the desk clerk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No," she said, "it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

-- thanx to cousin JB.

The NyQuil diet

Why I have not posted in the last couple of days: I've been laid low by some sort of creeping crud. Somewhere between the common cold (which I usually shake off after a short time) and the flu (which I had a shot for).

I've been spending most of my time flat on my back in a nice warm bed with Josie's occasional company, and guzzling Walgreen's generic house brand cold remedy. I've lost four pounds so far.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Feeling down? Take a minute

Fourteen degrees outside in light snow. In case you're suffering from seasonal affective disorder, stop and enjoy the cute kitty as recommended by digby.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Ayers on Ayers

No one can reach my age with their eyes even partly open and not have hundreds of regrets.

-- Professor William Ayers in an op-ed in today's New York Times.

Friday, December 5, 2008

What operating system are Google employees using?

Vista?

XP?

Linux?

Or the long-rumored Google OS?

Andy Patrizio at Internet News says it's called "eating their own dog food." Eww.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Whack-A-Mouse

I couldn't resist.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

"I just broke the Internet."

Dan Kaminsky is not universally loved, but he does deserve credit for discovering an unknown security hole in the Internet.

Just about anyone could steal traffic from any website anywhere in the world. Individuals with larceny in their hearts didn't know about this aberration -- yet. Dan, a computer consultant in Seattle, did the right thing and quietly contacted the authors of the widely used Domain Name System (DNS).

In an unprecendented cooperative effort, the techies, working in secret, developed -- and convinced their bosses to implement -- security updates for DNS on all the platforms on which it's hosted. These include some big names in the computer industry: Microsoft and Cisco, to name two.

Dan was accused of grandstanding, but the techie world is full of second-guessers.

WIRED Magazine picks up the story from one of its beginnings.

Obama, Assassination and the White Supremacist Threat

From the American News Project.

Quote of the week

"[Norm Coleman] now sits on the verge of becoming the first politician in American history to lose a major office to two different TV entertainers."

-- Matt Taibbi in Rolling Stone.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I love this town

Every winter the city of Saint Paul, in partnership with merchants, transforms a block of Market Street downtown into a skating rink. Not to mention the giant Christmas tree in adjacent Rice Park.

"The most livable city in America," proclaims stpaul.gov.

We are not going away

Give a technician a new tool of his trade, and chances are he will find a way -- and an excuse -- to use it.

Especially problematic if the technician is a police officer and the tool is a sometimes lethal crowd control device.

For the 2008 Republican convention in Saint Paul, police from here and nearby jurisdictions were given $50 million worth of new toys to play with. In due course, protesting demonstrators were dispersed by tear gas, flash-bang grenades, and at least one documented deployment of a Taser gun, which causes excruciating pain to its victim.

Prior to the convention, Saint Paul law enforcement authorities made promises they did not keep. Doubtless the people in charge are hoping we will get tired and stop demanding answers. But we will not. It is time for an accounting.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Senate could decide Coleman-Franken race (update)

"Wherever the numbers stand today…that number simply cannot be relevant if it does not include all the votes that were legally cast," said Franken attorney Marc Elias. "No recount can be considered accurate or complete until all the ballots cast by lawful voters are counted."

From The Hill's Blog Briefing Room.